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Merry merry christmas to all and a very happy new year. I'm waiting for the next appointment so i decided to do some updating. Anyway , i say this often , we've been exceptionally busy this month. especially me. with christmas and the new year celebrations at the pub. psycho dude. Did some really awesome tattoos which were really fun and this time round , one of MJ's works has made it to the list of photos i'll be uploading. Sean did for the first time a portrait of a schnau ..??? ...schnouz??? er... fuck it . A DOG . and he nailed it. very awesome. Still working on big snake half back piece and can't wait to finish it. other than tattooing... nothings really different with me life. still the same. daily routines . fuck ass boring. oh yeah... went jamming with the band the other day. sounded like three retards on a rollercoaster. lots of screaming. lots of noise ... very little coordination. but our excuse is that we haven't played together since 2005. practice makes perfect.

I had this weird dream the other time bout me trying to order food in a taiwanese game show manner where i had to try to get the vender to guess what i wanted without directly saying the name and guess who was beside me... Jacky Wu zhong xian. Later when i got my food , i headed to the table where my relatives , apparently from thailand whom i've never met in my life , offered me their delicacy. BRAISED ELEPHANT FOETUS. imagine palm-sized elephants braised in light soy and spices. tasted like squid. so while i was eating i started to get buckets from god knows where and started collecting the rain water as it fell from my attap roof. This is when i woke up to find my pillow all wet and the air-condition dripping water on me head. the end . thanks for letting me waste your time. peace.

Family Crest-by Ian



Adam's family crest dates back to the time of castles and shit. was kindda like symbol that represents his village where his ancestors owned castles in poland... till the damn germans came and took everything away. In other words , CREST POLAND VILLAGE CASTLES DAMN HITLER.

Fonts-By Ian

It's their friends initials tattooed on their butts by the way.

Fonts-By MJ

this means... hahaha like i know.... hi ! my name's Ian and i can speak and i am well versed in ONE language

Schnauzzer-By Sean

Fact. Dogs are better than Cats.

Schnauzzer-by Ian

Fact. I prefer Dogs to Cats. Fact. Looks like the Monopoly dog.hahahaha

Snake-(work in progress)-By Ian

Can't wait to get this done. Nice design but fucked up photography.

Lotus-By Ian

Fact. the lotus always makes me hungry cos it reminds me of the blooming onion thingy at Outback Steakhouse.

Angel-By Ian

Fact. If you'd realised , most of the guardian angel have pretty ripped bodies. Some say it's a self-esteem issue i have with my own body.

Fonts and Armband-By Ian

Fact.The native american call "Ah Li Li Li Li Li Li Li!!!!" is actually Ah Li to the power of seven.

Arnold's Sleeve-By Ian

Fact. I'm really full of shit. No seriously... Have to go to the toilet now. Bye... Fuck!!! Too late...