Walking Contridiction , I've got no right .

This is of total irrelevance to tattoos or anything to do with the shop but anyway let the beer do the talking…. i was enjoying my morning crap when I stumbled upon the Sunday times in which I saw two really hot chicks on the front page. But that was before I took a closer look. Apparently there’s a feud going on between these two bloggers Dawn Yang and Xiaxue aka Wendy Cheng . Didn’t really go into details on what the fight was about but I guess its just another publicity stunt to get attention .Who would have thought that diaries would one day involve lawsuits. I mean like a diary is where you let out your views and dislikes and hate and anger and fustrations for your eyes only… ah. There we go. The four words that make a whole lot of difference. “FOR YOUR EYES ONLY” I mean seriously, if you put yourself out there for public scrutiny, you gotta fucking bear the consequences yo. So with that said , i really feel like there’s no such thing as honest opinion anymore . And just for the sake of comparison between the two, Dawn Yang hands downs.

Anyway straying from that point, through careful observations and indebt studies , I really think I’ve finally figured out what makes a person a famous blogger and I’m going to experiment my findings with myself.

First I’ll start wearing thick makeup round the eyes to probably hide all the dark rings from the insomnia from blogging too much. Looks like that’s the “in” thing, then I’ll take more pictures exposing more forehead than the rest of my face to make myself look innocent and vulnerable and also emphasize my coloured contacts .YES. Then I’ll put on skimpy outfits and let my right testicle fall out “by accident” and wear a sarong and party all night long .Maybe some rhinoplasty to make my nose a smaller but not visable unless I take a before picture to compare. Work on my camera angles cos some angles just show how I really look like and I’ll begin typing like THiS FoR No ApPAreNT ReASon . And finally, I have to be a girl… FUCK!!! Now that’s gonna be a problem.

To me it doesn’t make sense . What’s so fucking appealing about reading about someone’s narrow-minded views . I understand the viewing of photographs of the hot Dawn Yang but I really don’t understand the blog thing. I’m really not getting it and I think it’s a fucking waste of precious time. Anyway I guess you would have figured by now that I’ve been drinking too much again ok. Got to go check out clapbangkiss now .OUT! BURp!