Roses Are Red , Violets are Blue , I fucked a PIG , Now I've got the FLU

Been a terrible week man. Ok..not so that bad but seriously... some fucking Mother-fucker with a piece of cow dung for a brain ( probably inherited by his parents ) stole my PSP from the shop. That fucker is gonna get swine flu and i hope his whole family does as well. I pray really hard he'll die a slow and painful death and when he goes to hell , he'd be ass fucked by the devil himself... no wait.. i won't be fair... he might just enjoy it.... FUCKING SHITHEAD!! Seriously hope you fucking die you fucking inbred mother-fucker. Anyways... with that said... i've been really busy recently with plans for so minor renovatios at the pub so i have been showing really face time at the shop. Will improve on it . And No to all the people out there who think that we've shut down already. If you'd only bother to read the " BY APPOINTMENTS " only sign outside the door , you probably wouldn't have got that idea.. anyway... the number's still the same so just give us a call to book an appointment . oh yeah... mind my french in the earlier paragraph. ciao.